1.5 years worth of Warcraft porn searches.

Posted on February 6, 2010 at 12:44 am.



A long time ago, back when I was still playing World of Warcraft, I had a silly conversation with a female friend, about sexual merits of Draenei, a fictional fantasy race. I posted it here for fun... and then an interesting thing happened. People who were googling all sorts of WoW-related porn began seeing my site in their search results. I posted about it here and then forgot it ever happened. Meanwhile more and more searches were made...

Now, a year and a half later, I have collected all the data and would like to share it with you. Also, it made me wonder about various business opportunities. I mean it's a known fact that people love cartoon porn. The Internet is full of it. Apparently there is a lot of people who are interested in porn featuring characters from games. I wonder why do game developers not take advantage of this demand? Why are there no erotic/pornographic games on the market. Sure there are a few Japanese ones, but they are usually poorly made.

So how come nobody is selling even though somebody is clearly buying?

Edit: Keep in mind all these searches are based on a mere few mentions. It's not like I'm running a porn site here. What would the numbers look like if I actually was?

2008, August
draenei sex9
2008, September
draenei sex18
night elf sex1
draenei lick sex1
draenei gay sex1
2008, October
draenei sex7
taurensex2
draenei szex1
blood elf sex1
tauren sex1
2008, November
draenei sex5
2008, December
draenei sex13
2009, January
draenei sex33
sex with a draenei1
draenei hot1
2009, February
draenei sex19
draenei woman2
hot dreanei1
warcraft sex gnome1
draenei sex game1
lol draenei sex with tail1
2009, March
draenei sex12
wow draenei sex1
dranei girls1
hot draenei1
2009, April
draenei sex15
wow draenei sex1
draenei tail sex1
draenei female1
sex draenei1
world of warcraft draenei girl1
2009, May
draenei sex6
draenei marriage2
2009, June
draenei girls2
anal sex tauren1
draenei sex pictures1
hot draenei1
2009, July
hot draenei2
draenei sex1
draenei sex movie1
2009, August
draenei sex1
2009, October
elf sex1
taurensex.com1
wow sex1
world of warcraft dreanai sex1
world of warcraft sex1
2009, November
world of warcraft sex1
draenei marriage1
orc sex1
2009, December
wow elf sex1
kinky draenei sex1
tauren sex1
draenei sex tubs1
2010, January
gay draenei2
hot draenei girls1
nightelf sex1
sex elf1
draenei female sex1


Artwork by: Sacha Diener. (Blizzard's Fan Art Gallery.)

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Mishap: An Accidental Haunting review published.

Posted on February 4, 2010 at 10:08 am.



My review of Mishap: An Accidental Haunting was published by the Adrenaline Vault today.

Read it over at Avault at here on this site.

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Book - Catch-22.

Posted on February 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm.



I finally finished reading Catch-22. Actually I started reading it twice before, but both times I didn't have a chance to see it through because of reasons outside my control. Both times I was upset over it but then more things came up and I forgot all about it then.

Now, I finally decided to finish it no matter what. I went to a store, bought my own copy and chipped away at it until I was done.

Catch-22 is a glorious book, possibly one of the best books ever written. It's funny, sad, profound, insightful, marvelous, a true work of literature and philosophy! I am elated to own it, and even more elated to have read it. If you haven't yet had a chance to enjoy it - do so at once!

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Big Brain Wolf review published.

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 7:55 pm.



My review of Big Brain Wolf was published by the Adrenaline Vault today.

Read it over at Avault at here on this site.

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Book - Peddlers of the Impossible.

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm.



Today I finished reading Peddlers of the Impossible by Vadim Panov. I enjoyed the style and the language, as usual, but I think the more supernatural crap he introduces to what started off as a cyberpunk series the worse it becomes. Purely personal opinion of course, but I'd much rather see the Enclaves books as a solely Deus Ex kind of sci-fi, as opposed to this weird mix.

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Australia bans small boobs.

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm.



The funniest (or if you look at in on a deeper level - the most disturbing) news this year so far.

Australia's government is "banning" adult publications and films featuring women with "small breasts," on the grounds that such images encourage pedophilia. A 2005 ruling specified that even depictions of women who are over 18 but "appear to be" underage may be judged "illegal."

Nice. Good job Australia. Real good job.

I propose you also ban all the women with small breasts. You know, so the bitches don't walk around encouraging pedophilia. Make them get implants or throw them in prison! In the name of the common good!

Source: here.

Photograph by: Philip Greenspun.

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Or you can just color it in.

Posted on January 27, 2010 at 2:52 pm.



A client sent some artwork for a web site I'm working on today. Among other images there was a front cover of a certain magazine, which he scanned in. Unfortunately the cover was damaged... so before putting it through the scanner he partially filled it in with markers.

The somewhat ironic thing is that the cover was meant to illustrate the generational differences...

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Game #145 - Defense Grid: The Awakening.

Posted on January 19, 2010 at 8:23 pm.



I beat Defense Grid: The Awakening, my game number 145. It's an indie tower defense game, and a pretty good one at that. Much better than those numerous Flash-based games for instance.

I actually bought it a while ago, but I kept putting off returning to it. That's because when I first got it I played a lot and nearly beat the damn thing. And then I was rebuilding my computer and even though I thought I backed the saves up, upon reinstalling the system I discovered that I was sent back to square one. FML!

I was pissed! I even write to the developers asking for help but they never replied. So it was only a few days ago that I came back to it and now it is finished and recorded in my list as always.

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Piracy article published.

Posted on January 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm.



The Adrenaline Vault published another article of mine today. It is written in a form of an open letter to a friend who pirates games. The friend I'm addressing is not an actual person, but rather a composite of a bunch of people I know.

You can read it here.

Photograph by: Veronique de Viguerie.

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Movie - 9.

Posted on January 16, 2010 at 9:13 pm.



I just rented and watched 9, the animated movie directed by Shane Acker. It was really pretty and steampunkish, which is what I like to see. The plot was unfortunately not quite as strong as I hoped it would, but still I enjoyed it. Hoping for more from where this came from.

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