Jill's ass manual.
Posted on May 8, 2010 at 5:01 pm.
I had this conversation with a girl I know yesterday:
Jill: my rear is not on that list for sure
Jill: i mean it is :)
Jill: depends what for
Alaric: What for? Well, what are the options? How many uses does your rear have?
Jill: oh, like you don't know
Alaric: I can think of 2 for me and 2 for you.
Jill: ok, i can think of 2 for me... actually even 3 for me
Jill: what 2 are you talking about for you?
Alaric: -
Alaric: Jill's Ass User Manual:
Alaric: 1. Spanking
Alaric: 2. Fucking
Alaric: -
Alaric: Jill's Ass Admin Manual:
Alaric: 1. Sitting
Alaric: 2. Shitting
Alaric: 3. ???
Jill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Alaric: What did I miss?
Jill: i guess Admin has access to all User options as well
Jill: and i really didn't think about sitting
Alaric: o_O
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Everybody Draw Mohammed Day.
Posted on May 5, 2010 at 7:23 pm.
So May 20th is the Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. There is also a group by that name on Facebook. In it you will see the darnest things.
People discus religion there, and post cartoons. Some of those are disgusting, some are not. There are also a lot of Muslims there. Some are awesome people, intelligent and fun. Some are posting stuff like this:
Allah and kill and destroy you all what you have, you're usually bigger coward in the world, Freemasons are usually bigger lowlife devil followers you die from suffering that we are Muslims die in anguish will still believe more can die from suffering can not us anything!
Many also threated to hunt down and kill the admins and participants of the group. Of course all they get in return is more ridicule. And the more ridicule they get the angrier they become.
I too contributed a hand-drawn picture! =) (It's above.)
Update:
This is too funny! My sister, who is also a member of that group, got the following private message just now, after having contributed to the discussion:
Yaz Sharif May 6, 2010 at 8:02am
You hoe hw mch u cost....??? Nah I fink ur fukin too ugly...ur pussy mst b a big hole... Coz u been fucked tooo mny tyms I guess...!!!! So bitch tell me ur a hooker to make a livin....bt ur butt ugly who wud pay u,ur face looks like a pussy...too mny cock u been sucking on...fbook slut....!!!!! Go shave ur pussy n giv ur dad a gud fuck u whore...!!!!!
Update 2:
I got my own death threat! Woot! This guy has been spamming the group in broken English, demanding it be shut down or he will kill all the admins in 24 hours. Somehow I got included in the admin list! Now I can honestly say that Muslims made death threats against me! Another thing off my check-list. Now I need to try sky-diving.
Mustafa Tufan:
THE ADMINISTRATORS list of Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
ALL WILL KILL....
There are 6 moderators + admin.
-Alaric Teplitsky
-Alan O'Leary
-Gregory Goldmakher
-Dan McLeod
-Anam Javed-Kyle Logan
-Matthew Phizacklea
-Solvo Sermo Vindex
-Daniel Schreier
-Mordero Al'Shan
-Baron Bowman
Update 3:
Here are some screenshots. Go say "hi" to these fine folks.
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Creditreport.com scammers.
Posted on May 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm.
Someone asked me to look into something for her, and I discovered a scam.
There was an ad on craigslist for a receptionist position. After sending in a resume, the following e-mail was recieved:
Great news!
We've taken some time to look through the applications. And we've decided to make you a part of our staff. We'd love for you to come in for an interview.
We are still REQUIRED to run credit and background checks on all our employees. This is because we have a lot of private and sensitive information lying around in our office, and the nature of the work itself.
Visit this link to get the credit report; it's free of course. Simply email us the verification number--we don't require you to send us your private info via email. But we WILL need your verification number to set up your interview. The BG check will be done in person.
E-mail me if you have any questions. Look forward to seeing you soon!
--
Bobby Hilal, Office Manager
Johnson Moving Service, Inc.
www.johnsonmovingservice.com
bobby@johnsonmovingservice.com
I looked at their site and it was highly suspicious. Just a WordPress blog, barely customized. There was no contact information, except for an e-mail address. Google found no other mentions of such business. There is a similarly names business, but they have a real site and are legitimate.
The link in the email points to:
http://www.onlineidguard.org/fcr/?mn=3848
but after three of four redirects lands you on
https://secure.creditreport.com/rt/index0319.aspx?src=intrmark&cid=543&tid=109002350&kwd=41372
A WhoIs lookup revealed the following information about the domain:
Registration Service Provided By: NameCheap.com
Contact: support@NameCheap.com
Domain name: johnsonmovingservice.com
Registrant Contact:
WhoisGuard
WhoisGuard Protected ()
Fax:
8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 - 732
Westchester, CA 90045
US
Administrative Contact:
WhoisGuard
WhoisGuard Protected (d76820534919486a996c82a93e17c32f.protect@whoisguard.com)
+1.6613102107
Fax: +1.6613102107
8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 - 732
Westchester, CA 90045
US
Technical Contact:
WhoisGuard
WhoisGuard Protected (d76820534919486a996c82a93e17c32f.protect@whoisguard.com)
+1.6613102107
Fax: +1.6613102107
8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd. #110 - 732
Westchester, CA 90045
US
Status: Locked
Name Servers:
ns1503.hostgator.com
ns1504.hostgator.com
Creation date: 30 Apr 2010 06:15:00
Expiration date: 30 Apr 2011 01:15:00
In short it's a scam aimed at people who are searching for jobs. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
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Book - Face of Victory.
Posted on April 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm.
I just finished reading Face of Victory by Vera Kamsha.
It's the third book in the Reflections of Etherna cycle, following Red on Red and From War to War, which I read earlier. I must say I am getting a little burned out. Still, I am curious as to what will happen next, and most of all of how it ties into the introduction of the first book.
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Arizona law.
Posted on April 29, 2010 at 9:49 am.
I am not entirely sure why so many people are freaking out over the new Arizona law concerning illegal aliens. Yes, so now the police is supposed to determine people's immigration status if they seem suspicious.
SO. WHAT.
The definition of an Illegal Alien is someone who has committed a crime by entering the country illegally. Isn't the police already supposed to check up on people whom it suspects of committing crimes. What is all the bru-ha-ha about?
And why does anyone think it is "racist" to do this? Are you suggesting that only Latin-Americans can possibly be illegal aliens? Nice.
I, for one, agree with this law 100%. The only thing that bothers me is that illegal immigration was hardly at all fought against before. It is also bothersome that a specific law needs to be passed in order to do this. Isn't crime supposed to be handled by default, without having to pass an extra law for every variety of it. I mean it is ILLEGAL immigration, so there is something forbidding it already!
And it's not racist at all. Any kind of illegal alien should be identified and thrown out. Whatever color they are. Wherever they came from.
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Book - From War to War.
Posted on April 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm.
I just finished reading From War to War by Vera Kamsha.
It's the second book in the Reflections of Etherna cycle, following Red on Red, which I read earlier. So far so good, I am enjoying the series and will continue reading further.
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France Trip - Day Seven: Going home.
Posted on April 26, 2010 at 11:47 am.
Today was the last day of my trip. I was to leave Lugdunum - the Capital of Roman Gaul (Lyon, France) and fly to Londinium - the Capital of Roman Albion (London, England). I got to the Saint-Exupéry airport a little ahead of time and everything went fine until is was discovered that some arsehole had left his luggage unattended. The French authorities decided to attack it, and began moving into position, which took them two hours straight. (They aren't very good at this war thing.) Finally they managed to surround it and actually blew it up in a most glorious manner without suffering as much as a single casualty.
I tried then to go through security, but the bloody Frogs were not about to let me go unmolested. They found dangerous terrorist contraband in my suitcase. A can of Lavender Honey, and a glass of Dijon Mustard, both gifts that people requested. Obviously such powerful explosive/biological hazards were not allowed on the plane, and I had to trash them. Sorry, girls, but you get no gifts. At least the brave French airport security didn't decide to blow up my luggage for it.
The flight to London was most uninteresting. I've flown above the English Channel so many times in various WWII flight simulator games, that I know that area by heart.
The four hours in Heathrow airport were also devoid of anything noteworthy. As was the flight to Chicago.
After a week-long journey I was finally home.
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France Trip - Day Six: Leaving Strasbourg.
Posted on April 26, 2010 at 11:20 am.
At this point my sister and I had to go our separate ways. She was taking a train to Germany and a few hours later I was returning back to Lyon, to fly home the next day. We decided to take it easy in the morning, and had a long breakfast during which I stuffed myself with rhubarb pie.
Then we went shopping for gifts. I was looking at a lot of gift stores in the preceding days, but could never find anything I liked. All the souvenirs looked cheap and crappy, and there was nothing distinctly French about them. You could find the same kind of garbage in gift shops everywhere from Mexico to Korea. Finally I found a couple of things that I figured were sort of plausible. I hope the recipients will like them, but I'm not holding my breath.
After saying good-bye and putting my sister on the train (at the last moment she tried to steal one of my bags) I went back into the city for a final stroll. As I've mentioned before, Strasbourg is very pretty, and I was trying to absorb as much of it as possible before going home. This place makes me want to see more of the same, so I guess Germany is now at the top of my list of places to visit. Maybe next year.
Oh, did I mention that our second hotel in Strasbourg had a bar called Perestroika Bar? They had all sort of Soviet paraphernalia there, and a poster of Lenin by the bathroom.
In any event, I got on the train and sat down in the last car. It was full of young people, including quite a few hot girls. Then I looked at my ticket and realized I am in the wrong seat. So I picked up all of my luggage, and went in search of my proper place in life. Sure enough, it was in the very first car, and I had to scramble to get there before departure. Once I situated myself, I realized that this new car was full of old, boring businessmen. Apparently women or young people were not allowed there. That's what I get for buying a first class ticket. Should have ridden with the undesirables instead.
Five hours later I was in Lyon. Following a short tram ride to my hotel I managed to successfully pass out.
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France Trip - Day Five: Strasbourg.
Posted on April 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm.
Today was my first and only full day in Strasbourg. We started off from moving from one hotel to another. That's because our original plan was changed and instead of going to Paris, we decided to stay an extra night in Strasbourg.
Once we got there, we dropped off the luggage in our room, and went to get breakfast. My sister found some place that sold rhubarb pie. O, rhubarb pie, how I've missed you! The last time I ate it was in Estonia 17 years ago or something. I forgot how much I love it! Tomorrow morning will definitely start with some more pie. Yum!
Afterwards we just went wondering the city. Strasbourg is very pretty during the day as well as at night. There are a lot of people in the streets, all the shops are open, and it's overall fun especially since the weather was beautiful. I liked this city more so than I did Lyon. It feels darker, more gothic, more northern - in short - my sort of place. In addition to many beautiful facades, there are a number of cathedrals and grand, imperial-looking buildings that house courts, universities, and theaters among other things. A lot of the current European Union government institutions are based here as well. They are all located in modern glass buildings, however.
Strasboug has a lot of history. For example it was here that in 1440 Johannes Gutenberg unveiled his invention - the printing press.
As we were walking around, I was looking at various mementos and souvenirs to bring back, but was unable to find anything. I am terrible at buying gifts. At about five o'clock we decided to take a river tour of the city. (Thank you Sasha for suggesting it.) The whole thing took about an hour and was educational, beautiful, and interesting. Each seat on a boat had headphones where you could select one of 18 languages for the tour. I started off with English, but it was made to sound like some kids' TV show, with a pirate captain and his cabin boy. I switched to Russian, and it was somewhat better, except the woman reading it made horrible pronunciation mistakes that made me cringe repeatedly.
We wandered around some more and ended up having dinner in a nice restaurant. The food, the service, and the location were good, but then some person with a dog showed up and set it loose inside. It was running around and barking and begging for food. Everyone was feeding it (myself included) and nobody seemed to mind. It even went into the kitchen. In America that place would have been shut down by some public health commission in a matter of minutes.
After we ate we started looking for a way to get back to our hotel. It was 7:45 or so, and as we were making our way there we stopped by a sex shop. I was checking out some floggers, when the clerk turned off the lights and announced that the store was now closed. These people really don't understand the concept of business. Oh well, their loss.
In another 15 minutes it took us to get to the hotel we've witnessed the city shut down completely. Everything closed, people disappeared, and Strasbourg went to the vampire-infested ghost-town I described yesterday.
I guess today is over then. There is nothing else to do here but sleep.
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France Trip - Day Four: On to Strasbourg.
Posted on April 22, 2010 at 7:33 am.
Today we were supposed to take the early train to Vienne, a small town near Lyon where there are some very well preserved Roman buildings. My sister and I were supposed to meet at the train station, where she would arrive from Givors, and catch a train to Vienne. Then we planned to come back to my hotel, grab all my stuff and take a train to Strasbourg.
Even though we were both on time, the train to Vienne was cancelled. This had nothing to do with volcanoes. Instead the French transportation people have been on strike for a week now. The strikes in France are not like the reasonable strikes in the US. The teachers, for example, strike about once a month. There is a sign-up sheet going around, so most of them sign up so that they have an extra day off to do laundry or whatever. Sometimes no demands are made at all - one strike was to protest the economy being bad. (!!!)
Either way our Vienne plans fell through, so we just decided to take a train to Strasbourg, and enjoy the extra time there. As we were standing in line for tickets, a clean but visibly disturbed and shaking young man appeared. He yelled that the world can do whatever it wants, but he, the disturbed young man, will walk to the beginning of this damned line! And all the rest of us prostitutes can go to hell. He, the disturbed young man, was first in line to begin with, and how did all of us suddenly appear in front of him?!
(We let him go in front of us, because he was obviously missing his hourly dose of heroin, and we were afraid he was going to bite.)
The train ride to Strasbourg was fairly uneventful. I got to see more of the French countryside, which is beautiful. According to my sister, France (like the United States) is one of those countries that make you feel like working. It just feels like whatever you will plant - will grow, and that there is the opportunity for whatever it is you want to undertake. That's why so many people came to France over the centuries, same as to the US in more recent times.
It turned out we got on a somewhat slower train, so we jumped off at some station and took a slightly faster one, shaving an hour off out travel time. Once we arrived we took a tram to our hotel, and went out to get dinner. Surprisingly enough the first thing we saw was a store that sold Jewish ceremonial goods. Various silver menorahs, etc. We also met a bunch of religious Jews on the street, and after taking a few turns chanced upon a humongous modern synagogue. Who would have thought.
Strasbourg is absolutely dead at night. We walked to the center of it and encountered only a few people. Most stores and restaurants were closed, but we managed to find one that was open. We got the classical Alsacian meal of cabbage and some sausages, some snails, and some local whine which was excellent. After that we returned to our hotel.
Alsace, by the way, is a region over which France and Germany have fought since forever. They each had a number of turns running it, so it is now a mixture of both cultures. It is reflected in architecture, food, and the look of people. Whereas I didn't like the French women in Lyon one bit, the women in Strasbourg are significantly prettier, because a lot of them are ethnically German or some kind of mixes.
Those of you who get off on various vampire stories would love walking Strasbourg at night. It is dimly lit and desolate. The stern, Germanic facades create an illusion of being in a computer game where all the people have disappeared and you are alone in a strange town, where something supernatural is about to start (or has already started) happening. A very enjoyable experience, I might add.
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Gravity theory. Just another atheist conspiracy. Don't be fooled.
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