I am a god.
Posted on June 26, 2008 at 9:51 am.
Yes, I am a god. No more, no less.
Remember I said that I raided Ogrimmar by myself and desecrated the flame of the Orcs?
Well since then I have attacked the 3 other Horde capitals. The Undercity, Silvermoon and Thunder Bluff. Just as before, I desecrated the flames of the Forsaken, the Blood Elves and the Tauren respectively.
To prove my godly heroics, I now have a Crown of the Fire Festival, which is given only to those who desecrate all 4 capital fires.
It's a bit lonely at the top.
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Regarding soccer.
Posted on June 24, 2008 at 12:42 pm.
I wanted to make something clear.
I don't give a damn about soccer. Really. I don't.
I don't care about soccer in general, the European tournament in particular nor the score of any game specifically.
I also don't care if Russia wins or loses. Not because it is Russia, but because it's soccer. Likewise I don't care if any other team wins or loses. If it was a world tournament I wouldn't care if the US won or lost.
Why am I saying this?
Because every soccer-obsessed retard in the vicinity seems hell bent on informing me of the state of the tournament at any given point. What's worse, they seem surprised and often insulted that I don't share in their deranged fascination.
Yes, I am not excited over a bunch of men running in a field chasing after a ball. And I don't feel any loyalty to any of them because of their national affiliation. Moreover I feel absolutely no connection to those who care about such things. In fact while I have respect for the players I have nothing but contempt for the fans.
Sorry. Please try to come to terms with it.
I don't give a damn about soccer.
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Britain and whistling.
Posted on June 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm.
Britain Formerly Known as Great:
College girls who whistle at the working crews will be put on sex-offenders list for "communicating indecently". That and they will face disciplinary action.
Nice. Very nice.
Source: here.
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Midsummer Fire Festival.
Posted on June 23, 2008 at 2:21 pm.
I WIN!!! I raided Ogrimmar - BY MYSELF. And I stole the Horde's fire. Ha-ha, puny orclings, you are no match for the power of the humans! I laugh at your contemptible attempts to stop me!
Oh and now I have 350 Burning Blossoms! Can't decide between the Brazier of Dancing Flames and the Captured Flame though.
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DO NOT TALK TO POLICE!!!
Posted on June 20, 2008 at 1:28 pm.
Everyone and I mean BLOODY EVERYONE absolutely HAS to watch these two videos. They are about 25 minutes each, but this is time INCREDIBLY WELL SPENT.
Thanks goes to Vika for posting this.
The first video is a law professor (former defense attorney) explaining why nobody, even 100% innocent people should ever agree to be interviewed by the cops.
The second one, is the cop he invited to class, explaining why the professor is right.
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Trigor and sheep.
Posted on June 20, 2008 at 11:51 am.
This post is to honor Trigor, a long time contributor to lively discussion around here.
Trigor, look, I drew you a picture! Just like I promised! ;-)
Now, as for the rest of my readers, please refrain from making comments of sexual nature about Trigor and sheep.
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BioShock DRM is no more.
Posted on June 20, 2008 at 9:52 am.
Yesterday, Elizabeth a 2K Community Manager stated the following:
"Good news! As promised, all activation restrictions, including install limits, have been removed from BioShock PC as of today. You don't have to patch or install anything for this to go into effect for your copy of BioShock - it's already done!
Enjoy your time in Rapture, and thank you for supporting BioShock and the 2K teams."
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Regarding Draenei sex.
Posted on June 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm.
The following conversation about Draenei, a fictional race from World of Warcraft (a computer game) took place today.
Me: We had a long and involved discussion in the guild, over which races we'd have sex with if they were real. Gnomes and Dwarfs were not popular.
Siren: ROFL no shit. what about the Draenei?
Me: Curiously, neither were the Draenei. I was the only one kinky enough to not care if a woman's legs end with hoofs and if she has a tail.
Siren: lol so was it the elves?
Me: Well, elves were the obvious choice. But I say that Draenei are just as hot.
Siren: i agree!!! i think dreanei are cute :)
Siren: you know, now that you got me on this subject i think draenei girls are hotter than Night Elves
Me: Well if they were real AND if they kept their hoofs and horns well maintained, I'd get into bed with one.
Siren: :) true
Me: Although...
Siren: ?
Me: Them having a tail would make anal sex problematic. Or not. I don't know. Never actually had anything with a tail.
Siren: lol! well.... why would it be problematic? just hold the tail :) i would imagine
Me: Hmm... it wouldn't be a problem you are face to face. But, if you are behind, the tail would interfere. Unless it's really flexible, like a cat's tail and can be wrapped around her hip.
Siren: hmmm...looks flexible in the game :-D
Me: This conversation is priceless... I need to post it somewhere.
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Movie - Hulk.
Posted on June 17, 2008 at 10:55 am.
Saw the Hulk movie this weekend.
It's so-so. The biggest problem is that it has to compete with Iron Man, a comparison the Hulk can't possibly win.
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Why gay marriage is wrong.
Posted on June 16, 2008 at 9:26 am.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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