War: Russia invades Georgia.

Posted on August 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm.

Source: Times.
Source: Reuters.

Russians bombed a military airbase outside Tbilisi, and Saakashvili said that 150 Russian tanks and other vehicles had entered Georgia. He also asked the US for help.

Funny. When someone wants to secede from Russia, they send the army to keep them. When someone wants to secede from another country and join Russia, they send the army to grab them.

It's quite reasonable actually. Obviously any state wants to grab as much as they can hold. I really can't blame Russia for wanting to do the same. But their rhetoric is ... interesting.

I wonder what Shenderovich will have to say on this.

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Detroit mayor is in jail.

Posted on August 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm.

Source: here.

The real question is, why isn't Chicago mayor in jail? Or better yet in a federal PMIA prison.

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Hilton vs. McCain.

Posted on August 5, 2008 at 10:46 pm.

LOL (Paris Hilton) responds to OMG's (McCain's) ad where he mocks WTF (Obama) by comparing him to useless celebrities like her.

The sad part is, she is just about as good of a presidential candidate as both OMG (McCain) and WTF (Obama).



Who would you vote for?

1) LOL
2) OMG
3) WTF

Or write in a candidate of your own.

UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: "Whatever."

UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America's energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."

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Big Cookie.

Posted on August 5, 2008 at 11:07 am.

I got a big oatmeal cookie, with raisins and walnuts.

I am not eating it yet, just admiring it for now.

I'll eat it soon enough.

Update: I eated it.

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Solzhenitsyn died.

Posted on August 4, 2008 at 9:37 am.

Solzhenitsyn died. I'm not sure how I feel about him.

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July - Record number of visitors.

Posted on August 1, 2008 at 12:17 pm.

I am not sure what to attribute this to, but July 2008 brought this site the most unique visitors it has ever had in a month. Obviously the number is utterly negligible compared to any semi-serious site. Still, since I am running something that's only interesting to a very limited number of people (most of whom I know in real life) I'm happy with the numbers.

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I am a moron.

Posted on July 31, 2008 at 5:45 pm.

Ok folks, it's a free-for-all. Say what you want, insult me, laugh at me. I will not hold it against you - I deserve it.

I sent some code to a potential employer as a demonstration of what I can do. The code included some pictures, one of which happened to be porn.

...

I don't think they'll be making me an offer.

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Fat Princess vs. Feminazis.

Posted on July 31, 2008 at 4:17 pm.

If you are having a slow day, you can always count on the feminists to entertain you with their antics.

Right now they are up in arms against a Sony video game called Fat Princess. Apparently their logic is as follows:

1) Being a fat-ass is a serious disorder that should not be made fun of.
2) Being fat is natural and how dare you suggest that thin is pretty.

I am happy now. The stupid stereotype which dismisses the feminists as a bunch of mildly retarded harpies has been shattered at last! They are obviously severely retarded harpies.

Joystiq has more.

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Running song.

Posted on July 31, 2008 at 11:28 am.

A running song suddenly popped into my head out of the blue. I haven't heard this song for years, but it used to be my favorite when running.

Chesty Puller was a son of a bitch
Parked his Jeep in a whorehouse ditch
Lined a hundred women up against the wall
Bet a hundred dollars he could fuck them all
Fucked ninety eight 'till his balls turned blue
Backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two

I don't care if you think it's stupid. It got the job done back in the day. Funny that I remembered it though. It's not like I was running or anything.

But I feel like running now.

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John Coulton.

Posted on July 29, 2008 at 2:48 pm.

Before I only heard this guy's song "Code Monkey" and didn't like it. Recently, however, I learned that it was him who did "Still Alive" at the end of Portal (a PC game) and I became interested.

Take a look at these 3 songs. I think they are pretty cool.

And yes, I realize that you may not like them. And no, I will not make you listen to them if you are in a coma. Fuck you.

Scullcrusher Mountain lyrics.



Betty and Me lyrics.



The Presidents lyrics.

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