Woot! 4/4 goals complete.
Posted on September 21, 2008 at 2:03 am.
/cheer
I completed all four of my pre-Wrath goals!
1) Break 10K gold.
2) Become exalted with the Sha'tar.
3) Become exalted with the Cenarion Expedition.
4) Earn the title Champion of the Naaru.
I am probably going to mostly retire my warlock now, until Wrath of the Lich King arrives.
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Toothless!
Posted on September 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm.
I had another wisdom tooth removed. Two gone, two to go. Eventually.
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Movie - Traitor.
Posted on September 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm.
Saw the Traitor a few days ago. Not too bad. Not too good either. Pretty sweet twist at the end though.
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Arctic fox arrives.
Posted on September 17, 2008 at 11:30 am.
The coming of a white arctic fox* is one thing that Russians fear the most.
Today it showed up at the Russian stock markets, which has caused them to stop trading for the second day in a row.
You think we got problems? Look at what's happening there: link.
* - Uninterpretable wordplay. Means something very bad.
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Russian Warcraft. Worst job ever.
Posted on September 12, 2008 at 11:53 am.
This post is only for those of my readers who speak both English and Russian and play World of Warcraft.
Go to WoW Armory (www.wowarmory.com) look up your character, or any character for that matter, and then switch the language to Russian at the bottom left of the page.
You will laugh,
You will cry,
You will fucking want to die.
This is easily the worst localization job in the history of the world. "All your base are belong to us!"
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An American Carol
Posted on September 12, 2008 at 10:57 am.
I am sooooo gonna go see this!!!
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Alien invasion imminent!
Posted on September 12, 2008 at 10:12 am.
You know those tiny black holes that people were scared of just a few days ago? The ones that would supposedly cause the end of the world if the Large Hadron Collider was put in operaton.
Well the LHC worked just fine and the world didn't end.
There, however, is another reason to be very, very afraid. The future has been foretold in a game called Half-Life. There, in a research complex (similar to the LHC at CERN) called the Black Mesa, scientists were experimenting with something that has to do with physics (just like CERN does) and a portal opened and aliens poured out! And they were killing everyone and eventually a different alien race took over Earth and everything sucked.
How do I know this will happen?
Because, in the game, there was a scientist who survived and fought the aliens (and the government) with a crowbar and a bunch of cool guns. His name was Gordon Freeman.
So what, you may ask!
Well, check this out - he is REAL and he is working on the LHC at CERN!!!
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I can has cheezburger?
Posted on September 10, 2008 at 4:57 pm.
YES I CAN!
I am a grown man and if I decide that I want a damned cheeseburger, then by my oath I am going to get one!!! Try to stop me at your own peril!
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Stupid Illinois laws.
Posted on September 9, 2008 at 10:49 am.
1) In Chicago, you may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill.
2) It is illegal in Illinois for a human being to give a lighted cigar to a cat, a dog, or any other domesticated animal kept as a pet.
3) A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
4) In Oblong, Illinois, it's illegal to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
5) In Chicago, you must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
6) In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
7) In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
8) In Evanston, it is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
9) In Evanston, bowling is forbidden.
10) In Chicago, one cannot give whiskey to a dog.
11) In Chicago, it is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire.
12) In Chicago's Pullman neighborhood, one cannot consume beer from a bucket while sitting on the curb.
13) In Cicero, it is against the law to hum while walking down the street on Sunday.
14) In Crystal Lake, if one wishes to plant new sod in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it.
15) In Des Plaines, wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
16) Residents of Illinois are forbidden by law to speak English. The official state language is American.
17) In Illinois, a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
18) A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in Eureka.
19) It is against the law to make faces at dogs in Normal.
20) There is a $1,000 fine for beating rats with baseball bats in Galesburg.
21) It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
22) Joliet Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
Source: here.
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Why people come here.
Posted on September 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm.
Sometimes I take a look at my web statistics to see how people come across this site. Some come in by following links, some I invite directly, some find it via a search engine such as google.
When people come here via a search, I get to see what they were searching for. Sometimes these searches are funny.
For example I had 15 people come here looking for "Draenei Sex" of all things. I am sure it had something to do with this entry.
Now, I think a little experiment is in order. Let's see how many similar searches I can get, if I make the following mentions:
Gnome Sex.
Blood Elf Sex.
Tauren Sex.
Troll Sex.
Dwarf Sex.
Undead Sex.
Night Elf Sex.
Orc Sex.
Warcraft Sex.
If you happen to come here looking for this stuff, can you please post and let us know what is it exactly you were hoping to find?
As for the searches, I'll post the results of my experiment in a few months.
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