Australia bans small boobs.

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm.



The funniest (or if you look at in on a deeper level - the most disturbing) news this year so far.

Australia's government is "banning" adult publications and films featuring women with "small breasts," on the grounds that such images encourage pedophilia. A 2005 ruling specified that even depictions of women who are over 18 but "appear to be" underage may be judged "illegal."

Nice. Good job Australia. Real good job.

I propose you also ban all the women with small breasts. You know, so the bitches don't walk around encouraging pedophilia. Make them get implants or throw them in prison! In the name of the common good!

Source: here.

Photograph by: Philip Greenspun.

CheesedWinery said:

What if a hypothetical person is an adult woman who generally looks like a child when wearing clothes... like she still gets carded at the movies and bars and such. Is she banned from wearing clothes?
On a side note, it's only a man who LOOKS at the small boobed woman that is a pedophile, not the one who actually sleeps with her, right? Or is there a sliding age of consent that depends on breast size?

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 5:43 am.

CheesedonWine said:

Did you know that Australia also banned female orgasms? http://www.xbiznewswire.com/view.php?id=116997

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 2:30 pm.

Alaric said:

Wow... female ejaculation AND golden showers are banned. Because they are all (bwa-ha-ha) "abhorrent!"

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm.

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