Regarding Draenei sex.

Posted on June 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm.

The following conversation about Draenei, a fictional race from World of Warcraft (a computer game) took place today.

Me: We had a long and involved discussion in the guild, over which races we'd have sex with if they were real. Gnomes and Dwarfs were not popular.
Siren: ROFL no shit. what about the Draenei?
Me: Curiously, neither were the Draenei. I was the only one kinky enough to not care if a woman's legs end with hoofs and if she has a tail.
Siren: lol so was it the elves?
Me: Well, elves were the obvious choice. But I say that Draenei are just as hot.
Siren: i agree!!! i think dreanei are cute :)
Siren: you know, now that you got me on this subject i think draenei girls are hotter than Night Elves
Me: Well if they were real AND if they kept their hoofs and horns well maintained, I'd get into bed with one.
Siren: :) true
Me: Although...
Siren: ?
Me: Them having a tail would make anal sex problematic. Or not. I don't know. Never actually had anything with a tail.
Siren: lol! well.... why would it be problematic? just hold the tail :) i would imagine
Me: Hmm... it wouldn't be a problem you are face to face. But, if you are behind, the tail would interfere. Unless it's really flexible, like a cat's tail and can be wrapped around her hip.
Siren: hmmm...looks flexible in the game :-D
Me: This conversation is priceless... I need to post it somewhere.